Unfortunately last week, I had to attend to a seriously ill patient, who was prone to fits of "jacked pumpedness." I can't say his name (for legal reasons) but it rhymes with Pete Carroll. Anyway, on to more pressing matters, so take a seat on the chaise ...
Dear Doc Rummy,
Not sure why all these cock gobblers are baggin’ on my look. Gets the old lady hot, think she has a thing for “Bubs” from the “The Wire.” What say you, Ass Cheese?
Wag of the finger,
Todd Haley
Dear Todd,
