Strategy

Fantasy playoffs are in full swing and the waiver wire is for those teams who have roster issues going into THE BIG GAME in week 16 of the fantasy playoffs. Grab these players for optimum upside...

 

Monday Night Football Wrap-Up:

 

Now that the trade deadline has passed in most fantasy leagues, and the playoffs loom large, dropping players (COLD TRASH) is no longer advisable unless you sustain an injury to your lineup & need to add a player, in which case I give you...

 

If you're still alive or barely breathing in your race to the fantasy playoffs, now is not the time to get lazy. Let's get cracking!...

HOT GARBAGE:

QB: Matt Moore/MIA: Yep, THAT GUY! Let's be honest, his team is hot right now, has a decent schedule going forward, and he's playing his best football when it matters...the weeks leading up to the fantasy playoffs. While his yardage was pedestrian (16-20, 123) he did throw 3 TDs, and continues to look comfortable on the run. Scoopl up Melba's 3rd cousin if you need some depth at the QB position.

Yes, it's that time of year again, when you have to wrestle away the clicker from your wife and her "vampire shows," so you can get your early week football fix on NFL Network. This week? The Raiders visit the division rival Chargers, in what promises to be a salty matchup, with no doubt more sloppy decision making than Bill Belichick in Free Agency (had to get that one out there.)

 

Green Light:

 

Unfortunately last week, I had to attend to a seriously ill patient, who was prone to fits of "jacked pumpedness." I can't say his name (for legal reasons) but it rhymes with Pete Carroll. Anyway, on to more pressing matters, so take a seat on the chaise ...

 

Dear Doc Rummy,

Not sure why all these cock gobblers are baggin’ on my look. Gets the old lady hot, think she has a thing for “Bubs” from the “The Wire.” What say you, Ass Cheese?

 

Wag of the finger,

Todd Haley

 

Dear Todd,